What, You've Never Heard Somebody Rap? GarageBand Demo

Your own audio file of this rap!

What you've never heard somebody rap

You've never heard someone go rat a tat tat

You've never heard somebody spit so hard that you forgot to finger snap

What, you've never heard somebody rap?

Your neurons are finally bridging that gap

like in jazz where they scat

Improvising words and sounds

Bouncing rhythms on my rounds

smoke signals from my mouth like that

What, you've never heard somebody rap?

Your ears are frantically looking round for a map

They just can't handle how these words I scramble are whipped up into demos of a Venus fly trap

What, you've never heard somebody rap?

You say the quick stop rhythm woke you up from a nap

Recalling way back when I was whining about my handicap

Well, I've evolved and now I'm a vocal acrobat

Patiently scribing these words with the expertise of a poets rhyming dictionary

WYNHSR?

You thought I was just a crusty old chap

Well go get your fiddle

make sure not to piddle

when Uranus calls you to the stage with a clap

Oh Zap!